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Friday, August 25th, 2006
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Fuck. I think I should learn to say that with a bit more confidence. I usually get through the F-u then die out on the "ku" part. Say it with me class, "f-u-ck," now throw your arms in the air and fucking scream it, "Fuck."
My chemistry advisor called me a genius, strait faced, fucking genius. You know what it feels like, to be a fucking genius? It feels like taking a drill to your fucking temple. It feels like taking your whole body and throwing it, with every inch and ounce of energy, at a big fucking wall. Or at least that's what it would feel like, if I wasn't a coward.
You know what's funny? It's her fucking fault anyways. I was really fucking normal until she fucking pushed me. I was shallow, happy, ignorant. She made me a fucking monster now she wants me to fucking turn it off.
I'm not bipolar, I'm just fucking torn. I could turn it off, be normal, make friends. Or I could fucking jump; be fucking great. But, I'm a coward. You know it really feels like a jump, and it is really fucking scary.
We're not even dating anymore, I used to think I was doing a noble deed, sacrificing "myself" for her. But, I've let her go, it should be easy, to jump. Now it seems like she was some excuse to justify my fear. Fuck.
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That was way to fast. Strangely I’ve been looking forward to my annual update to cyberspace since it dawned on my a week or so ago that it was that time of year again. I thought, however, that it would be best to keep with tradition and wait until Emily was out of town to commence the ceremonies. So, here I am, it’s summer, Emily is with some friends wrecking havoc all over Eastern Europe, and life goes on.
Last semester was hopefully the most trying of my life. I decided I would take physics, honors biology and the biology lab, second semester organic chemistry and the organic chemistry lab, and vector calculus, all that the same time (19 units, brilliant). If your not a science major this might not seem like a big deal, but physics, vector calculus, and o-chem, are the, “I’m switch my major to creative writing,” classes for science majors. It didn’t dawn on me that taking them all in the same semester might not be the most well thought out idea. I survived though, and added chemistry as a second major.
And, just in case anyone reads this and later finds themselves contemplating a chemistry class at the UA, Dr. Spurgeon is the best teacher to teach any subject, ever. He, without having the slightest clue, convinced me of what I am to do with my life. *Drum Roll,* I am to be an organic chemist *trumpets sound*. I intend to complete my undergraduate here at the UA with an MS in Biochemistry and Molecular Biophysics, and a BS is Chemistry. Then, move somewhere cold and get a PhD in Organic Synthesis. Then, be a brilliant pharmacologist and design drugs to make sure the world continues to be amply over medicated. Then maybe I’ll by a ranch and raise horses with homemade steroids and growth hormones, yea.
My personal life was even more difficult. So, at the start this school year Ms Emily and I had been dating for about 3 years. We had never gone to the same school and had lived at least 20 miles away from each other. Emily had a double room with no roommate, in the dorm directly next to mine. Yea, funny thing, as it turns out living together in a 100sqft box isn’t as wonderful as one might expect. Things were unpleasant. Basically, we remained best friends but stopped actually having a relationship. People are not meant to live in close quarters like that, let alone do so while remaining some semblance of romance. Still, as stubborn as we are, (and because my roommate has very poor hygiene) we tried to make it work. It didn’t work; I’ll spare you the details.
On the up side we had a pretty fun and healthy social life.
A lot more happened then that, and it’s interesting, but it’s hard to remember, and I don’t care to try too hard.
So, that brings us to this last semester. I took analytical chemistry, second semester physics, physics lab, and comparative religions. I was taking Spanish as well, but on account that I don’t speak Spanish (who knew) I dropped. Physics was hard. Analytical chemistry was time consuming, three, hour and 15min lectures, and two, 4-hour labs a week. Comparative Religions was a mix of interesting and boring (mostly boring). I also worked in an organic synthesis lab making glycol-peptides with graduate students. This was by far the highlight of the semester.
I moved out of Emily’s room and in with Paul (my smelly roommate). Paul plays World of Warcraft for around 10 hours a day, everyday. He rarely goes to class, does assignments, or even eats. I’m not joking or exaggerating, it is amazing. Other then that he’s a nice guy. Unfortunately, my qualms with living space extended further then Emily. I had no where I could go to get away from other people, and I grew increasingly closterphobic (not really the right word but close enough) in my room. For some reason this made me an insomniac. I would typically stay up for two or three days then sleep for like 18 hours. My record is 5 school days with 9 hours of sleep. This, combined with the wonderful eating habits of poor college students who don’t really have access to a kitchen or reasonable refrigerator, made me I was a wreck. I wasn’t particularly unhappy (manic depressive – yes, but nothing out the ordinary), but I did draw quite a few comments and stares for looking like I was on the verge of a homicidal rampage / going into a coma.
My relationship with Emily got better, but not by much. For some reason we both found that we are confident, interesting, and mature individuals when we are not around each other. When we are together we act like we’re 12 years old. This, combined with my deprivation of personal space, and the Emily overdose from the previous semester, made us spend a little less time together then we had previously been accustomed. This seemed to help.
Right now Emily is in Eastern Europe, and I miss her like crazy. It is a very welcomed feeling.
My life has had a much-needed change. I just moved into a single bedroom apparent (more personal space then I can handle), I have a kitchen and am learning to cook, and I just started a newish job. I say newish because I’m working the organic chem lab I have been all semester, only now I work 40 hours a week and get paid. I basically make heroin all day. It’s not really heroin, but it’s the base of a potential replacement for morphine; a peptide encoded for analgesia with an hydrophobic glycoside attached. It sure beats the hell out of Papa John’s; I get to use $800,000 NMR machines and use combustible reagents like Pd/C. It’s also the best opportunity I could ask for to gain experience in my field. That’s my year, minus the details.
Music: A Perfect Circle, Android Lust, Assemblage 23, Autorickshaw, The Azoic, Bauhaus, BT, Covenant, The Cruxshadows, The Crystal Method, The Cure, Danny Elfman, Death Cab for Cutie, Deepsky, Depeche Mode, The Dresden Dolls, Drudkh, Etro Anime, The Faint, Front Line Assembly, Garbage, Genitorturers, Iris, John Vanderslice, Juno Reactor, Kidney Thieves, Kiran Ahluwalia, KMFDM, MDFMK, Nine Inch Nails, OhGr, PJ Harvey, Placebo, The Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Radiohead, She Wants Revenge, Shpongle, Tool, Type O Negative, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, X Marks the Pedwalk.
Qualities I find desirable in people: Confidence (NOT arrogance).
Books I’ve read recently:
Yann Martel - Life of Pi: entertaining, somewhat thought provoking.
J.G. Ballard - Crash: It’s beautifully descriptive, if you can stomach the subject matter.
Yon Yonson - Slaughterhouse-Five: Should have read a long time ago.
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Saturday, June 11th, 2005
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And yet again it is time for my annual life update and such. It seems like only yesterday I was doing this for last year... actually it seems like eternity, but that really isn't the point now is it. Good news: I'm still alive. Yep, I survived my freshmen year of college with only a few minor bruises in the depths of my soul. Personal note: the ability of people (and by people I mean U of A students) to make rational, commonsensical decisions is grossly overestimated by people... probably because in addition to the aforementioned qualities, foresight and intellect are overestimated as well. Case in point, I bring you the top quotes of the year:
While doing wipits, “this must be what heroin is like.” -Adam
“No, dogs really do give birth out of their ass.” –Colby
“HALO 2, HALO 2, HALO 2!!” –(no one really said this, it was implied)
“This is nothing like how I thought it would be (referring “college”)
I thought there would be “easy” girls everywhere.” – paraphrased
from Adam
“What’s 56 divided by -9?... I thought you couldn’t divide by
negative numbers” – Pat (in his defense he has a learning
disability, yet, he managed to still be the smartest one)
“Chewing tobacco is better for you then smoking, gum and mouth
cancer can’t really kill you.” –Colby
“I don’t understand how I failed that O-chem test, I was copying
from this girl so well, she even moved her paper over a little
so I could see better.” -Mark
Other points of interest: Adam found gay porn on Colby’s computer. Jared took up doing cocaine at the end of the year. Mark was caught bringing steroids from Mexico, and has had a breast reduction. Colby chews a tin of tobacco a day and says goodbye to his father, “I love you, Sir.”
Now you see why the “I’m still alive” comment is pertinent. On the greener side, my classes were a healthy spectrum of “Wow, this actually very good” to “this has to be a joke.” On the “good” side stands Bio (well the honors section at least) and Chemistry. This is most fortunate since I’m a biochem major. However, the “bad” makes one repeatedly scrawl KILL ME in their English notebook. Yes, you heared correctedly the person oh so lucky enough to teach my English class didn’t actually speak English. OH how I wish I were making that up. Picture a younger quieter Ms. Swan (from MAD tv) only less articulate.
Sample teacher writing:
“Hello, everyone,
Please acknowledge to me a short " message received".
As I have said in class,
1) please visit the Eres. on a regular basis.(for instrustion/password see
syllabus of unit2. I will update the information weekly. So please find useful
information there timely, especially the right MLA citations format.
2) And always attach a saparate worked cited page even for your journals if you
use secondary sources.( Sure, you will use outside sources, since that's what
we do in unit 2.
3) If I still find mistakes in your MLA citations page in your final version,
scores will be deducted.
4) Highlight the parts in your sources that have been used in your writing.
And lastly, you may not need a lot of outside citations but make what you use
in your writing go harmony with the text. Don't allow ideas bump!”
(Doesn’t make you want to kill yourself… honestly, a college English class)
Moving on,
As you may have guessed (because the only time I’ve written in this thing is under the same circumstances) my dearest Emily is out of town. Actually, she’s on the other side of world, in China. Killing me. Haven’t spoken to her in a week. Going though withdrawals. We survived the separation of Tucson well, BUT at lest then we could talk on the phone. Oh, and did we ever. When I get brain tumors, it’s all her fault. Yep, we had almost no difficulties, well other then the minor nervous brake downs and the depression. (*laughs* and you really did think the “I'm still alive” was hyperbolish).
Well all I have to say is thank god that’s over. I came to realization very early on in the school year that this year was going to be special and I will probably want to try and completely forget it once it’s through. I got decent grade, although I would have like for them to be higher, 3.5 do, I’m ahead of schedule classwise and on my way to achieving my academic goals. That’s all that I needed from this year, now we look forward to next year.
I won’t bore you with the details, but I’m fully anticipating next year to be the best year of my life. I’ve been looking forward to it so much I only hope I’m not over anticipating, but if even one tenth of my expectation are even partly realized I’ll be too overjoyed to care about anything else.
That all seems well and good but I suppose I should let you in on what’s going on right now. As aforementioned, (or at least hinted at) my dearest Emily is still my dearest Emily. *dramatic sigh*. And wouldn’t you know, she’s a Flinn Scholar (and a billion and a half other things she totally deserves). (Why she continues let herself even be seen in the same room as me I can’t even begin to guess, the greatest thing I’ve achieved recently is making some cups out of coconuts - they are pretty cool though). Let’s see; ok, blitzkrieg: working at Papa Johns, Ceramics class, Painting wall mural (aka big colorful lizard), Toronto in 3 weeks (*beams* with excitement), re-playing guitar, soon to make furniture, stabbed myself recently in the leg with and ice pick by accident, hopefully cooking class soon, parents just a psycho as ever.
Allrighty then, I will leave you with some stuff that I like now, so that latter I can look back and see what poor taste I had: Wolfsheim, NIN, The Faint, Front Line Assembly, Indian Music, APC, Assemblage 23, Bauhaus, The Cure, OhGr, Placebo, Postal Service, Dresden Dolls, VNV, Radiohead, Danny Elfman, Iron Chef (anything on food network), ATHF, Indian food, Napoleon Dynamite, Adobe Photoshop, Canon EOS digital Rebel (baby!)(it just fits), not sleeping (I’ve been up since Friday, it’s Sunday), Pepper Jack Cheese, people with political opinions, Black and White Moca W/ Extra shot, philosophy (sometimes), there is more I’m sure, but that’s all I have,
Dislikes (why not): Alcohol, U2 (ect.), politics, (lack of sense), those little speeches on 103.9, sanding sticky resin of coconuts for hours and hours and hours (and hours ect.), my hair, drugs, swearing (unless used exceptionally effectively), gas, panda express (for now!), mostly just people degrading themselves without even noticing, that's all that really bothers me.
FIN. Life goes on,
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Saturday, August 14th, 2004
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Our universe in perspective – to infinity and beyond
I once heard a statistic in a science book that there are believed to be 10^80 electrons in the whole universe; suffice to say it was a little difficult to wrap my head around this. First of all, I can’t comprehend how on earth anyone could begin to calculate that or, what scientist would have the audacity to make an estimate on such an inconceivable thing. Second, the number seems grossly too small, yet a one with eighty zeros attached is a pretty big number (it in fact looks something like this 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000), but still the universe is an infinitely big place and an electron is an infinitesimally small and super abundant particle. Think about, for example, a beach stretching as far as the eye can see. Image how many countless gains of sand there must be on that beach (this is much more effective if you are on a beach, which I was) each of which is made of, for simplicity we’ll say a mere trillion, electrons. Then think how that beach stretches out underneath the ocean all the way to horizon, and remember that even vast ocean waters themselves are made of innumerable electrons. However, even the immense ocean and beach only make up a tiny percentage of the world, and then even the entire surface of the globe is only a diminutive fraction of the earths mass. All of which is made of minuscule electrons (not to mention the sky). How many grains of sand do you think you could fit in the volume of the earth at a trillion electrons a piece? What about the sun, which is 109 times larger than the earth and makes up 99% of the mass of our solar system? The thought of how many electrons it must contain is unfathomable, no way it can be less then 10^80. Let’s do some algebra:
The sun is basically hydrogen and helium, about 91.2% H and 8.7% He, it has a mass of aprox. 1.99E33 g (1.99 x 10^33 g). That means about 1.81E33 g H, and about 1.73E32 g He. That’s 1.79E33 mol H, and 4.32E31mol He. Which is 1.07E66 atoms H or 1.07E66 electrons of H, and 2.60E64 atoms He or 5.20E64 electrons He. All this comes to an over simplified grand total of 1.12E66 electrons in the sun. In perspective that means it would take around 9E13 or 90 gazillion average size suns to make up all 10^80 electrons in the universe. Seem a bit more realistic now. The point: what needs to be understood is that, even though the crack pot scientist that came up with the number 10^80 electrons in the universe is probably still grossly wrong, the number 10^80 is huge, really huge, but even numbers that seem infinite, like the number of the tiniest, most abundant thing (electrons) in the largest thing (the universe), are still entirely finite and a mere single grain of sand on the beach that is infinity.
**note to self show math**
Please anyone that reads this please comment it is under development and I want feedback, I thought this might be a way to get some. I also liked it somewhat and wanted to show off my pretty writing.
OH, and Melissa & Ryan I just read your comments on my last post from like a month ago now, I would like very much to go to lunch some time, but I leave for Tucson on Thursday and am like insanely busy until then. If all goes according to plan I should be in town frequently though and if you would still like to that would be nice.
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Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
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Since I have no one else to tell I’ll tell everyone and no one at the same time... Adult Swim is going to be on weekends... unless they were lying, I don't think so though. Now I can watch it everyday I'm so happy, man alive I am a loser.
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Boy do I suck. Four days and my life has broken down to utter patheticisum; waking up around 2:00p eating some cheerios and maybe having a glass of grapefruit juice then going back to sleep for a couple more hours. My complete and utter social dependence on one sole person is disgusting. I exhausted every responsibility and notion of entertainment in less then a day. Now, four days, later I have degraded to the ever-cynical livejournal to entertain me. I'm surprised it let me log on, and that I remembered my name and password. I think it has been over a year since I posted anything. Four more days, that’s not so bad, I’ve already made it that long what's four more. I have to find something to do. Well... not that I’m expecting anyone to read this, but you never know, someone may still have me listed as one of their friends, or someone may stumble across it randomly (then they can be as bored as I), this is what I’ve been up to for the past year. Lets recap: My senior year, which I was so exited for in my last post, was almost unbearable (as far as school goes anyway). Really all that surmounted from the entire school year was the repetition of my teachers and classes boring me to tears, and my classmates pulling from suicidal to homicidal and back again. Oh yea, and I was suspended for three days. But, blessed be who ever got my though that, it's all over now. No more high school, let us never think on it again. Out side of school life was great, supper, wonderful, stupendous, glorious... well, it was. I had, and still have, a decent job at Papa John's; where I only make $5.50 an hour, but I do no real work and get lots of free pizza. I had, and still have, a lovely girlfriend, who unfortunately is in Canada right now. I had and internship with my lovely girlfriend, working with a post-doctor at ASU mapping and analyzing Europa (Jupiter moon). From which I made a significant amount of money, and my lovely girlfriend and I got an all expense paid trip to Portland to participant in ISEF (Intel International Science and Engineering fair) where we won a bunch more money. That was definitely the highlight of the year thus far. My parents and I have a great relationship, they think I'm a Satanist and that I hate them, but they leave me my space and will be out of town shortly. After which I will be out of town, after which they will be out of town, after which I will live in Tucson. All together the year mostly consisted of hockey, malls, movies, mini-golf, painting, couch-time, good books, philosophy, panda, and outside-time... excluding school which from now on we will never think again, oh yea and the depressive break downs, also never again. All is well in the world except for the insufferable boredom and lack of Emily. Monday I will join her, out of the heat. Then all will be well. Wow, I have to say the ever-cynical livejournal made me feel much better. Thank you livejournal you have a keen knack for passing time, maybe I will write again.
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over 6 months in fact. But I’m exceedingly bored so why not give cyberspace a hasty update of my life. I begin my senior school year in about 2 weeks, I wish I had more summer time though... I still have numerous project to do (9 out of 10 art projects, finish the last part of The Grape of Wrath, and write a movie critique). None the less I'm still a slightly excited about the school year. I'm in 3 AP classes (AP studio Art, AP senior English, and AP Chemistry), and hopefully I'll be able to weasel my way into a DE math class (DE pre-cal). Even without the Pre-cal I'm gona have to kill myself if I want to get good grades. Even so, I will enjoy the challenge and it should be very productive and enlightening, witch is good. Thankfully I only have 5 classes though, so I get let out early every day.
On a more social note, I'm going to have to start the friends thing over again. All the people I hung out with last year have either graduated or move to places like Colorado and Perump. They really only served to entertain though, and for the most part were just ignorant and bothersome. Maybe I can just make it though the school year without any friends. Books can pass time a entertain just as good, if not better, then friends could.
I'm still dating my Emily, over 14 months now and I love her more every time I see her. She is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. So fuck everyone that has, is, or will, try to condemn us. *Ahem* now that that’s over and done, her school starts in 2 days. Witch I am in highly opposed to, but at least it will give me a chance to get some work done. This summer has been a blur. She and I took co-ed summer school PE together for the first part. It was fun, I got to see her for 6 hours every day, but we still had to get up early, and it was PE. After that we just killed time with each other for about 3 weeks, I think I had more fun with her and made more lasting memorizes with her during that time then the rest of my life's experiences combined. Then we took a trip to Carlsbad, California for a week, with my family. That also was incredible, I loved every second of it. We just got back 2 days ago and I am still re-adjusting to not being with her every second of every day.
Other then being with her as much as possible; I still play ice hockey (playoffs start tomorrow for the summer league, oh boy), I've been drawing a lot, nothing I need to for class but drawing still, and I’m hoping to start volunteer work in the veterinary hospital in the zoo sometime soon.
Well I guess that's it for my life. It really seems like it would be boring since I can fit it into 4 short paragraphs but it really isn't.... right now it is great though. If I wasn't so lethargic I might spice it up with a few details but I won't. So, until I’m bored in another 6 months I guess that will be all.
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Friday, January 3rd, 2003
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Thursday, January 2nd, 2003
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once upon a time there was a invisible chameleon named sleazy strom. he didn't used to be so damn sleazy, but his mother forced him too after years of training. A self-proclamed idiot, sleazy strom was not suicidal (after many debates, trLICKials, and run-ins with tape......) Because of his amazing powers as a chameleom (which include bio-glowing-landing strip-neon triangles all the way up his body... this is however irrevelTOUNGEant as he is invisible and you can't see them). ed. note: sleazy strom is not to be confused RATwith another creature of that name, for the remainder of the story, that other creature will be mentioned as "kinky kyle." anyways, sleazy strom lives inside of a Packard Bell computer along with his other friends, al yellow and blue fish (not a fish-bird) and a shark (not a insane walkie-talkie shark). There is also another fish in this habitat that looks remarkably like a monkey. It scares the author of this story very much. ahh. but skipping the plot and moving on to bigger and better things..... kinky kyle is seeeexy. In fact he is veeeeery seeeeeEARxxy. (where he got the name "kinky" i assure you has NOTHING to do with the fact that he is sexy, or how he got that tittle...... oh lord!) POPCORN! *eep* says the kinky kyle (who hates the prefix to his name). is it bad when you call yourself kinky? *humps the air frantically* *sOOOOTHETOUNGE!tares in admeration of the air* *chews gum obnoxiously* *is intruiged byt he toungue*
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Saturday, November 30th, 2002
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Wednesday, October 16th, 2002
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once upon a time there was a gorgeous princess. (who do you think this story
is about?) although she had many talents, she did not reign over a great
kingdom and the people that lived under her rule were not as fancy or
elaborate as other people. (any guesses?) Over time, the gorgeous princess
grew weary and one day decided to run away from her land and faithful
legions. Seeking seclusion, she hid in a desert hoping to be forgoten about.
Time passed and her glory and beauty were forgotten about. Since nobody
remembered who she was, the now hidieous princess decided that it was safe
to leave her hiding place amoung the ground squirrels. (she, little do we
know, was the driving force behind the "we are ground squirrels, not prarie
dogs!" campaign and painted all of the signs herself) while treking in the
desert, she heard a rumbling in the distance. Assuming that it was a type of
mirage, she ignored it and kept walking. As the rumbling got louder,
however, it was more and more difficult to ignore. Not so suddenly, a giant
evil twig jumped out in front of her and snarled. Not fearing the giant
stick, the princess begain to fight him, but soon realized that she stood no
chance against the twig's brutal determination. Moments from death, a hero
came to her rescue! Dressed in a t shirt and too-tight jeans, with his long
white hair blowing in the wind.... he was MYSTERY MAN!!! After kicking the
twig's ass and stuffing his foe into his pocket, MYSTERY MAN pulled out a
small container with a unknown liquid inside. By force-feeding this foreign
liquid to the princess, he saved her life. He then had a wild and kinky
afair with the princess that lasted over several years. One day, the
princess told MYSTERY MAN that she wanted to see other people *wink*. He
flew into an outrage and proceeded to beat the princess. He also turned
their symbol of unity, the very being that brought them together, the stick,
to a liquified form throught the slow process of zapping it with superhero
beams. Mr know then ran across the Mexicain border ass-naked only becasue he
has no other role in this sroty. MYSTERY MAN then kicked out his princess,
who was now in peices, and left her to die. In a last pitty effort, the
princess changed her name to Grettle and used her handicap to envoke
remorse. She evenyually landed in some guys car where she was named air
princess despite her odd contortions. Her long white-haired lover
took the liquified stick and used to make a new product... whichwas
accompanied by his infamous "mystery liquid." despite his efforts, "it
tasted like shit." Moral: all a bored tree-sap-girl ever needed was a
tree-man to keep her company.
THE END!
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Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
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Finally, the greatly anticipated, new adventure of Tree-man and Tree sap-girl... Lets see how good my memory is. This adventure started with a long journey to Tree sap-girls house and back. Although nothing to interesting happened during this portion of there day, Tree-man and Tree sap-girl were entertained by a wonderful CD of the tones of the def. After there long journey the two promptly executed little Bob, for raising and army of bald nazi lesbians to take over the world, by means of Pepito. After the execution they took there adventure into the dessert and ended up in the bored room of there health club were they spun around in chairs and tied undergarments too the fan. Next they moved to the actual health club were they sat in there chairs watched to food channel, and were harassed by short men who thought they were funny. There time at the gym was cut short when they noticed that jesus had escaped. So, they went on a search were... sadly they were unable to locate jesus and now feel that he may be lost forever, what a shame. Unable to stand the heat any longer they ventured back to Tree-mans house for a nice game of go fish... Tree-man, using his super tree powers along with his fish radar was able to communicate with the fish, and kicked tree sap-girls, extremely cute, ass. Fortunate, Tree-mans family was the wonderful decision to go out to dinner... leaving tree-man and tree sap-girl home all alone... so they... *anticipation builds*... watched cartoons!, among other things. After watching there cartoons, they decided that now would be a good time to hit the pool. At the pool tree man happily carried princes tree sap girl around. When pool time was over, food time started... so they ventured to good old jack in the box, and got gas... in there bathing suits i might add. Thankfully they ran into Tree-man's demented father who had just returned from dinner... Next the they ventured further into the desert, were tree sap girl was planning on sitting on her thrown, but do to the momentary stupidity of tree-man and tree sap-girl, and emergency trip had to be made to “god“. In “god” they got separated and had just a little trouble finding what it was that they were looking for... but they did find it and then they were trapped behind several adolescents buying candy for there "sleep over", and took way to fucking long. Finally, after waiting and waiting they could be on there was back up the mountain. On top of the mountain Tree sap-girl got to sit on her thrown.............................................. heh... heh... Tree-man was happy to say the least.
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Sunday, August 18th, 2002
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PyThOn4761: once apon a time...
fACEpLANT 247309: yay!
fACEpLANT 247309: i like these!
fACEpLANT 247309: i'll help you with this one
fACEpLANT 247309: just start it
PyThOn4761: ok
PyThOn4761: there was a boy...
fACEpLANT 247309: ......named tree-man
fACEpLANT 247309: (tree-boy?)
fACEpLANT 247309: whatever
fACEpLANT 247309: tree-guy
fACEpLANT 247309: no
fACEpLANT 247309: tree-man
PyThOn4761: either way he's a man now maybe then he was a boy
PyThOn4761: but make's no difference
fACEpLANT 247309: okay... tree-biy
fACEpLANT 247309: boy*
PyThOn4761: ok
PyThOn4761: he was sent to an evil school by his parents when he was 14...
fACEpLANT 247309: who really didn't know what they were doing because they were both goldfish in past lives (that's how they met.... fish radar....it's like mouse radar......but for fish....... and mr. nowe speeks it too........)
PyThOn4761: *laughs* yes...
PyThOn4761: tree-boy put up a fight but could not prevaile and had to there aggenst his will for two years...
fACEpLANT 247309: tree-boy likes pussy
fACEpLANT 247309: *laughs*
fACEpLANT 247309: your turn
PyThOn4761: not gona argue with that
PyThOn4761: fortunatly twards the end of his second year tree-boy meet someone...
fACEpLANT 247309: after being in the presence of god for two years.... he had his eye on something a little more....... *spooky music*.....eEeEeEeEeEevil......
PyThOn4761: *laughs*...
PyThOn4761: this evil that he had is eye on came in form of a girl named tree sap-girl...
fACEpLANT 247309: having evils of her own she was lost in her own little world and although she saw him every day she ignored him for i'd say a month-ish
PyThOn4761: and although tree-boy liked his new found evil... he could not quite figure her out and hesitated to approch her...
fACEpLANT 247309: to further add complications all the stupid boys that tree-boy had been forces to hang out with started to like her.... so in a desperate attempt she was invited to go see a movie with the whole grou[
fACEpLANT 247309: p*
PyThOn4761: on this outing tree-boy noticed he had much more in common with the girl who was a first somewhat intimidated by... and by the end of the evening he had compleatly forgoten every other girl he had even known exept this one... even though she still hardly knew he existed
PyThOn4761: ever*
fACEpLANT 247309: this was all due to stratigic seating and good old coke.
fACEpLANT 247309: and she know he existed
fACEpLANT 247309: knew*
fACEpLANT 247309: and mystery skittles
fACEpLANT 247309: (taste the rainbow)
PyThOn4761: *laughs*...as time went on at there school both tree-boy and tree sap-girl started to notice some sort of conection with each other... but because tree-boy was somewhat stupid still did nothing about it...
fACEpLANT 247309: know that this was apparent to tree-sap-girl (who apparently now has her own narrative in this story...) she began to realize that she had looked past something worth looking in to (this was decided after she almost sat on tree-boys korn cd) and she realized her three-way conflict (1.timing 2. tree-boy 3. at the time boyfriend)
PyThOn4761: unfortuately time was running out for the two and 10min. in home room each day was not quite enough for the two to get to know each other...
fACEpLANT 247309: heh.... although it was entertaining......
fACEpLANT 247309: (there's more)
fACEpLANT 247309: sensing that tree-boy was a little uneasy not around her but about "them" tree-sap-girl tried to make it very clear to him that she was interested (such as the homeroom thing, watching mexians getting shot, the frequent if not totally accidental locker meetings, and amazingly being late to 6th hour every day...)
PyThOn4761: tree boy brain washed by his slelfish friends still did nothing to get to know tree sap girl better athough by now she was always on his mind and he wanted nothing other then to talk to her and get to know her...
fACEpLANT 247309: so being the aggressive person that she is tree-sap-girl decided to take matters into her own hands. of course, she finalized this conclusion in the middle of biology (i remember you were in english) so she easily got away with writing him a note (after all this was ms. ross's class), said she was going to the bathroom, and knowing that his locker wouldn't be locked stuck it in there
PyThOn4761: tree boy found the note after stumbaling out of english class... still tramatized by the loin king... and at first was not quite sure what to think or what he was going to do (although now he was deffinately going to do something)... of course emidiately after reading the note and with it still in his hand he ran into tree sap girl, he had to say something but what. so in and effert not look stupid he said something stuip and even though he has no cule what it was he remembers think "wow that was stupid after he said it"... later that night and affter he had, had a chance to orgaize his thoughts he called tree sap girl and they had there first "real" conversation...
fACEpLANT 247309: oh.... but tree-sap-girl remembers .... (bust!)
fACEpLANT 247309: i was in the library with shuree
fACEpLANT 247309: you were walking towards the front of the school with ryan
fACEpLANT 247309: we made eye contact, and shuree and ryan both left
fACEpLANT 247309: it was by the fountain
fACEpLANT 247309: you were facing the gym, i was facing the chapel
fACEpLANT 247309: i said "so?"
fACEpLANT 247309: and you kinda mumbled
fACEpLANT 247309: and eventually said that you weren't sure
fACEpLANT 247309: so i said well think about it tonight and let me know tommorrow
fACEpLANT 247309: that's why i did this today and not tommorrow
fACEpLANT 247309: and you said yeah
fACEpLANT 247309: and i kinda smiled and looked up at you
fACEpLANT 247309: and the i turned and started walking away
fACEpLANT 247309: and you were like... wait!
fACEpLANT 247309: so i turned around
fACEpLANT 247309: and you were like sure
fACEpLANT 247309: and i said great or something of the sort
fACEpLANT 247309: and then i don't exactly remember... something like call me and we'll make plans to do something this weekend
fACEpLANT 247309: and then i hugged you
fACEpLANT 247309: and then we left
fACEpLANT 247309: *laughs*
fACEpLANT 247309: see i remembered
PyThOn4761: ahhh yes now i rember
PyThOn4761: remember*
fACEpLANT 247309: that took me a while... it's your turn again
fACEpLANT 247309: who cares*
PyThOn4761: ok
PyThOn4761: next tree man and tree sap girl went on a sieres of adventures (witch have allready been put into story form) and there relationship moved along rather quickly...
fACEpLANT 247309: ummm.... where should i pick up from...... at the end of the summer the realization that tree-man and tree-sap girl would be seeing a lot less of eachother was quite depressing, and so the day before tree-sap-girl's first day of school they spent all day together
PyThOn4761: witch was for lack of better words very nice... they have since been on one more significant adventure... but that is a story in it self so i can write it latter... and that brings us to now... were tree man (no more tree boy) is still ing at his computer thinking how much he loves his tree sap girl and, although it is the devil and it should be bruned to the ground, how he is glad he he went so seton because if he haden't he would have never met you... and your compleatly worth two years of suffering at seton...
fACEpLANT 247309: tree-sap-girl then blushed and while that may be slightly overrated she is very flattered. she thought that you had a good point and that tree-man will always have his own place in her heart even though seton did a lot to harden it..... she then giggles.... and yawns.... and says we should post this one too, tree-man
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Since we last left off Tree-Man & Tree Sap-Girl have had two outings worthy to be included in The adventures of Tree-Man & Tree Sap-Girl. The first of there adventures lead from, the always popular, star bucks all the way to gargantuan arachnids. After close to an eternity away from each other the two were finely reunited back the infamous star bucks where they had there first adventure, way back when. Sadly, the there was no couch for the two to sit on in star bucks, so they sufficed with a chair. After that they headed to and electronics store on a search for Shrek. Thankfully they did not find him. They did manage to find a couch though witch proved to be entertaining. Next there adventures led them to small cages and old men, with liver spots. Both proved unable to hold the two supper attention span's of the two supper heroes, so they moved on to bigger... much bigger, but necessarily better things. Next on the agenda of our two super hero's was a battle agents the boringest spiders in the world, unfortunately sear boredom was the spiders greatest weapon and our bodacious (just because it dawned on me I’ve never used that word, don't worry it's out of my system now and will never come up again) hero's were no match for the extreme level of boredom these eight legged freaks could produce... and within a matter of minutes they were totally unaware of and spiders in existence. This concludes the first of the foretold two new adventures, with only a few minor details missing on account of the I’m really fucken tired... the second of our great tails will be documented hopefully tomorrow... one last comment when tree sap-girl does get around to reading this I have a message for her from tree-man, it reads I LOVE YOU!
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Wednesday, July 31st, 2002
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staring into the material blankness,
the screen.
memories teased out of their caches
never openly spoken
but present none-the-less.
suffocating in the mutualism
and the unyeilding consequences.
friends clean out the muddy taint of affection
but can my urges of regret be heard?
the respnse uncertain but due
without comparisson.
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Thursday, July 18th, 2002
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Saturday, July 13th, 2002
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As the story of Tree-man and Tree sap-girl continued there adventures lead them back to the secluded desert home of tree-man were they had had a previous adventure and decided to become a crime fighting team. Although this time they didn't do any exploring in the actual desert they did have quit and adventure inside tree-man's home. Even though the two didn't save anyone during there whole adventure (mostly due to the fact they saw no one other then each other the entire time) they did manage to do something for the good of mankind. You see while they were locked away inside the home of tree-man they reached a new level in there relationship as a crime fighting teem, witch of course is good for everyone. They also engaged in a very sticky yet pleasurable situation witch they then had the pleasure of "cleansing" them selves of. They did however have one problem, Speedy the snail was feeling rather adventurous and agents the wishes of tree-man persisted that he be allowed in candyland. Although it was very hard for tree-man to stop that from happening, mostly because he would have loved for Speedy to go to candyland. But, for the sake of tree-mans and tree sap-girl crime fighting relationship, and because if Speedy had entered candyland at this time he would have had to leave very early and wouldn't have been able to fully enjoy his first visit to candyland and see all that candyland has to offer him, tree-man was able to control his little friend and he didn't go to candyland at this time (I'm sure speedy’s first visit to candyland will be well documented when it does happen). Anyways, seeing as how speedy was not allowed to enter candyland, Tree-man himself decided that he would pay a visit to candyland and see what it had to offer, before sending speedy there. Once there he found it to be surprisingly nice and to have a hint of chocolate flavoring... after all it is candyland. About this time God flipped the switch turning Tree-man and Tree sap-girl over to the sentimental side of there relationship and tree sap-girl used her super sticky tree sap to latch on to tree man. The two stayed like this for hours completely losing track of time and without a care in the world. All together tree-man had a great time and is going to miss tree sap-girl when she leaves for two weeks.
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Thursday, July 11th, 2002
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